Baby, if I could change the world …

It occurred to me, walking out in the cool damp night to my car, that we have elected a black man as President of the United States.
How far have we come. People in other countries could never fathom how big this is for America.
But this election is beyond race. This election, this moment in history, [...]

I want my mooseburger medium rare …

I have to say: Sarah Palin is the hottest governor in these here 50 states. And I’ll be honest, I was interested when John McCain picked her to be his running mate. I thought to myself: Hey, yeah, OK. Maybe this’ll work.
Then I listened to her.
Now, I don’t think it’ll work so much.
It’s not that [...]

George Bush understood a good election

This one man, one vote nonsense is for the birds. Gone like Heath Ledger are the days of an election cycle with balls.
Making matters worse is the seemingly endless, slow motion rape of a democratic nomination process. I’ve seen more virility after a Bingo! call at a senior citizen’s home.
So, I am proposing change. Sweeping change to [...]