Oh TEE VEE news.
It’s a wonder the National Working Press gets anything right at all.
The 24-hour news cycle. The rushed deadlines. The talking heads. They try so so hard to gain the respect and—most of all—the attention of 18- to 30-year-olds.
They are falling all over themselves to get our attention that it has turned [...]
Posts Tagged as ‘primaries’
June 12, 2008
*daps*, or How the National Working Press has no clue
June 4, 2008
Why I Hate Hillary
Editor’s note: The following is from our Senior Staff Political Prognosticator Ray Black The Third. He is an avowed Democrat and a Barack Obama-rama supporter.
There’s been a common theme among Hillary supporters: Our candidate is getting the shaft.
I don’t mean that literally, of course, because we all know that she isn’t interested in Bill’s shaft [...]
June 3, 2008
FINALLY
Barack Obama-rama, the junior senator from the State of Illinois, has won the delegate count and is the presumptive presidential nominee for the Democratic Party.
His opponent, Hillary Clinton, the junior senator from the State of New York, congratulated Obama-rama for his win in Montana, but did not concede the race from him. She will not [...]
June 3, 2008
Will she or won’t she?
The Associated Press, the oldest press organization in the world, is reporting that Hillary Clinton will concede the Democratic presidential primary race tonight, after the Montana and South Dakota elections.
But Terry McAuliffe, Clinton’s campaign manager, said that report is 100 percent untrue.
Good God, this insanity will continue all day …
May 25, 2008
MEMO FROM THE DESK: Assassination Vacation
Oh Hillary.
Hillary Hillary Hillary.
You did not just use the word “assassination” in the middle of a presidential campaign where a black man is running.
Oh Hillary, has your desperation gotten so low that you are resorting to reliving tragic historical events from past Democratic primaries in order to prove your worthiness for the Highest Office in the [...]
